Press Release: In a startling discovery made earlier today by musician and self-described ChucKist "Kassen", it was revealed that negative time actually exists. Long theorized by science fiction authors and audiences, the discovery has baffled modern scientists. When questioned, the mysterious "Kassen" was unavailable for comment because he had travelled back in time to enjoy last weekend's party one more time. It is, however, suggested by other ChucKists that the time reversal phenomenon exists only in the mind of ChucK and is in fact a bug. Presumably a bug that flies backward, but that, again, is pure speculation. In fact, the whole concept of negative time in a ChucKian universe may actually be a very carefully planned practical joke created by the ChucK Dev team in the future of the past which is actually now. This has been an up-to-the-minute report (so to speak). Les (Inventor)