This is a very good question (thanks Kassen for the redirect though I believe he is as much of an authority on spork/chuck-related issues as anyone.
Oh, thank you, but I don't think it would be good for me to go make up new naming conventions independantly. Before you know it there would be one naming convention on the forum, one on the list, various classrooms would have their own... There would be Southern ChucKish, Northern ChucKish, nobody would understand anyone anymore untill somebody designed a "ChucKish (simplified)" font.
FYI: I do love sea salt, especially on deep-fried triple cheeseburgers - don't bother tossing those over your shoulder, unless of course I am standing directly behind you).
Ah, triple cheesburgers! A important element in the fat-rich diet! I'm sadened to have to report that Dutch fastfood places have a rather unfortunate inclination towards being reasonable and so triples are hard to come by.... unless of cource one makes them onself.
Um, other suggestions? Thoughts?
I was thinking about "you". I'll explain, this would make the pronounciation of the whole line like;
"spork you reader" (brackets are silent)
This could be taken as a reference to Pokemon with it's "I choose you" when fielding Pokemon which is fitting since we are realy summoning functions to do our bidding and "Frankenstein", "Dracula" and "quintesson" already reference pop-culture.
We would maintain that that is what it means and that there is no link at all to "spork" somehow seeming like a naughty word.
;¬)
Kas.